Olivia L’s 100WC
I used to be the fastest person in the world! I was even faster than Usain Bolt! I won everything, but I didn’t feel like I was challenged enough. I wasn’t challenged at all. It was boring winning races all the time. So I decided I would become the slowest person known to mankind.
I made a list of things to do:
- Stop training
- Eat junk food every day
- Spend all my time watching tv
- Take my time doing things
After following this plan for a whole year I became extremely slow.
So that is why I am always last.